The Illustrious Ya

Some days I believe hide's mind worked this way:
"
Can we add naked / scantily clad / suggestively clad girls to this?
Yes? Awesome.
Do it.
Can they be all up ons / groping me?
BETTAR.
And can I look like a woman, sort of, at the same time; well of course. My life rules.
And there will be alcohol involved somewhere or I'm not doing it.
...
Shit, I get away with so much shit. >:3
...
Okay, can we add just like, one more topless girl?
Yes?
*:)*
Awesome. "